Great Oden's Raven we are amazing!

And in one word..

Saffie.

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[30 Jul 2005|09:33pm]

[ mood | amused. ]

Someone near and dear to Saffie commented with this on our MySpace and we thought we'd share the wonder of his post.

"This is the most bewildering, confusing, frustrating, flabbergasting,
misunderstandable, betwixing, undefineable profile ever. While I fully
understand that Saffie is a combination of both Sammie and Afton, I
really cannpt grasp what Saffie really encompasses. Is Saffie merely a
friendship? or is Saffie a two-headed deamon sent from hell to enslave
the enitre human race? Is Saffie a new trendy mixed drink made with 2
parts Afton, two parts Sammie, and one part red bull? or is Saffie a
terrible new sexually-transmitted disease far worse than AIDS,
siphilis, or gonorrhea and even worse than all three combined? Is
Saffie the fossil of a previously undiscovered mammal from the ice ages
that lived on a diet of booze and caffeine pills? Or is Saffie
universal slang for two gay guys doing what is commonly known as 69ing?
Is Saffie an error message displayed by Windows when too many
applications are run simultaneously? or is Saffie a new form of
medicine intended to cure erectile dysfunction in older men similar to
Cialis or Enzyte? Is Saffie the newest, most thrilling, most fun ride
yet to open at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom? or is Saffie the codeword
used by Navy Seals to signify an organized flanking attack by the
enemy? Is Saffie the name of that little animal that Jabba the Hutt
kept as a slave in Return of the Jedi? or is Saffie an encrypted word
that contains the code for the world's largest safe in an undisclosed
location? No matter what Saffie is, I must reveal its true identity for
all of humanity, even if it is the last thing I do. I will not rest
until Saffie is explained and I will search until the day I die if I
must. Saffie...I will uncover your secret at all costs."

3 wins - We win. Let's just be honest.

Peter Pan likes little boys. [10 Jul 2005|06:15pm]

[ mood | undecided. ]

[ music | Saffie Voice! ]

He will never gain access to the webcam.

(17:50:32) Sammie: Speaking in the Saffie voice blend with my other half.
(17:50:59) Shayne: the saffie voice is crazy
(17:51:05) Sammie: WE LOVE IT!
(17:51:08) Shayne: it makes me think of japanese horror films

(17:51:53) Shayne.: i can hear the voice
(17:51:58) Shayne: sweet jesus i can hear it in my head
(17:52:03) Sammie: GOOD!
(17:52:19) Sammie: WE ARE WITH YOU ALWAYS!
(17:52:27) Shayne: =-O

(17:57:14) Shayne: haha
(17:57:21) Shayne: we were drunk and aaron was likeyou know that saffie thing
(17:57:25) Shayne: what about SHAYRON
(17:57:57) Shayne: so we started flexing out muscles and stuff
(17:58:23) Sammie: Dear Shayne,
(17:58:26) Sammie: You must be confused.
(17:58:32) Sammie: Saffie wins over everything. Ever.
(17:58:36) Sammie: Outside of unicorns.
(17:58:40) Sammie: Because they are a tad more majestic.
(17:58:47) Shayne: you guys are on fucking crystal meth or something
(17:59:00) Sammie: We smoke a lot of black tar heroin.

The last post was a lot nicer in terms of coding.. But I don't like to type that much.

Saffie is about to go Krogering.. Not to mention fill the Albino Bistro with lots of over-priced gas.

Shit's $2.39/gal now.. wtfffffff.

By the way, please keep Steve Mandlehr in your thoughts/prayers/ritualistic slayings. He's being quite the little trooper right now.

4 wins - We win. Let's just be honest.

GOO! [07 Jul 2005|01:44am]

[ mood | bitter. ]

[ music | Labyrinth. ]

A non-believer!

slobONmyKNOBhobo: Did you add SAFFIE?!??!?!1
BAHOO boris: i'm just holding out for the SAFFIE webcam
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Patience.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Patience young one.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: It shall soon come.
BAHOO boris: i'm counting on it.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Oh yes.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: You and Staub should combine names and create internetty things.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Baub
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Soris
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Sauris
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Baubosauris
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Oooh dinosaur.
BAHOO boris: hey i don't need a conjoined twin to verify my pimphood
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Well, look at it this way. Alone, we are amazing. Together, we are absolutely glorious.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: Unstoppable even.
slobONmyKNOBhobo: YOU GAZE UPON US WITH ENVY
slobONmyKNOBhobo: FEAR US, BAHOO
BAHOO boris: penis envy, maybe

A mighty rath shall be unleashed upon you! Repent now or you will rue the day, Bahoo.

6 wins - We win. Let's just be honest.

[07 Jul 2005|12:03am]

[ mood | scrumtrilescant. ]

[ music | Taking Back Awesome. ]

Wow. We've come a long way. 4 years. 4 glorious years. Not only do we have a MySpace dedicated to the both of us, but we now have a place where we can express our deepest desires, feelings, and thoughts. And you will enjoy it. We will also post many many pictures of ourselves, that's for sure. Because that's what we do. Mmhm, we like ourselves a lot. But at least we're honest about it. Spencer and Ethie are our favs. Mmmmm. Purr. KBYE!

1 win - We win. Let's just be honest.

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